You're a mean one Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch! You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel You're a monster, Mr. Grinch You're heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch! I wouldn't touch you with a..... thirty nine and a half foot pole You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty, wasty skunk Your heart if full of unwashed socks Your Soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch! {The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote} STINK, STANK, STUNK! You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch! with a nauseous super naus Your a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss Mr. Grinch! {You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich} With arsenic sauce!